Since a red-sailed junk, full of posh guests toting a wide variety of emotional baggage, arrived on the shores of Koh Samui, Thailand seven weeks ago, HBO’s The White Lotus Season 3 has captivated audiences with relentless mystery, drama and intrigue. The third installment of the buzzworthy series has introduced us to a new ensemble while also bringing back faces from the past, and all the while, we’ve been left wondering who will make it out alive. You may have also found yourself wondering what you’d do if you were in the same shoes as White Lotus Maui spa manager Belinda Lindsey or whether or not you’d hit it off and become besties with big-hearted Brit Chelsea. For the best sense of which character you’d be, consider looking to astrology. Here, the White Lotus season 3 character you are, based on your zodiac sign. (Be sure to read your sun sign as well as your rising sign, if you know it. If you don’t, you can find it in your birth chart or by using this CafeAstrology calculator.)
Aries: Chloe
Born under the sign of the Ram? You’re Chloe, played by Charlotte Le Bon. Although Chelsea identifies the model as a Libra rising, Chloe, the French Canadian current girlfriend of Greg, exudes characteristics of the first sign of the zodiac, associated with the First House of Self. An action-oriented, fun-loving go-getter, she has no time for nonsense and is all about living in the moment. She may not be a romantic like her insta-BFF Chelsea, but she’s fairly fearless, just like anyone born under the cardinal fire sign ruled by Mars, the planet of energy, sex and taking charge.
Taurus: Kate
If you’re a Taurus, you’re much like Kate, portrayed by Leslie Bibb. The Texas resident is deeply loyal to her two best friends—Jaclyn and Laurie—whom she’s known since childhood, and being up for lifelong friendships is very much a Taurean trait. A fixed (aka resolute) sign ruled by Venus, the planet of relationships, Taureans appreciate creature comforts like luxurious massages and time spent chilling poolside as well as hitting the hay early, which Kate has proven herself to be a fan of. They’re also social butterflies, which explains why she was so interested in connecting with Victoria—someone she’d met once at a baby shower years ago.
Gemini: Victoria
If you were born under the mutable air sign, known for being bubbly, chatty, social and fashionable, you’re the Ratliff matriarch, Victoria. It bears noting that someone born under the sign of the Twins is often quite sensitive to their surroundings. After all, they’re constantly picking up on all the information—and energy—around them, much like Victoria, who is iconically portrayed by Parker Posey. As a mutable sign, Geminis are also highly adaptable and can quickly—like their ruling planet, Mercury—shift from one mode to the next. She might gripe about it, but Victoria has shown herself to be a pro at going from couch-lock to mixing and mingling at the party du jour.
Cancer: Belinda
If you were born with your sun (or rising) in the cardinal water sign, you likely identify with Belinda, a nurturing and caring aspiring entrepreneur and a proud mom to her son Zion, played by Natasha Rothwell. In White Lotus season 1, Tanya gravitated to Belinda because of her warm, maternal, compassionate energy, which Cancers can’t help but exude as natural-born caregivers. Deeply intuitive and loyal, Belinda is now piecing together what happened to her once potential investor, as anyone born under the emotionally intelligent moon-ruled sign would.
Leo: Jaclyn
If you were born under the charismatic fixed fire sign, ruled by the confident sun, you know that soaking up the spotlight or feeling absolutely adored by, well, just about anyone and everyone, as actress Jaclyn, portrayed by Michelle Monaghan, is a major trait of the Lion. Leos often gravitate to acting as they love to be on stage, are fiercely ambitious and can be competitive, and they’re also in love with love or at least romance and fiery chemistry—all traits Jaclyn showcases while vacationing with her childhood besties. And as a fixed sign, Leos tend to lock into relationships for the long-run, which speaks to Jaclyn’s attachment to Laurie and Kate.
Virgo: Amrita
Amrita, the meditation instructor and wellness specialist at the White Lotus Koh Samui, portrayed by Shalini Peiris, is deeply invested in helping others bolster their self-awareness, cultivate inner peace and feel more centered in their sense of self. (That’s all too clear when she’s working with guarded Scorpio Rick.) Associated with the Sixth House of Health, Virgos are on a perpetual mission to do exactly this, which is why if you’re a Virgo, you’re most in sync with this wise, caring character. And although the sign of the Maiden is ruled by messenger Mercury, which can cause them to deal with unwieldy mental energy at times, the earth sign also has it in them to exude the calm, grounded vibe that Amrita brings to this otherwise frenetic, drama-filled crew.
Libra: Mook
Born under the romantic cardinal air sign? You’re most like Mook, the graceful, elegant, sweet and diplomatic health mentor and dancer played by Lalisa Manobal (who also happens to be a member of the wildly popular K-Pop group Blackpink). Ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty and pleasure, Libras are lovers of art, music, fashion and old-fashioned romance. Associated with the seventh house of partnership, Mook expects to be swept off her feet by Gaitok, because people born under the sign of the Scales know they’re basically royalty.
Scorpio: Sritala
If you were born under the fixed water sign, you identify with Sritala (Patravadi Mejudhon), the co-owner of the White Lotus Koh Samui who is fiercely magnetic and even a little intimidating—Scorpionic traits owed to the sign’s co-rulers: dynamic Mars and control-seeking Pluto. Scorpios are drawn to and can easily command power, like Sritala. And as the sign associated with the Eighth House of Transformation and Intimacy, they are also invested in caring for their mind, body and spirit in meaningful ways—which means they’re absolutely the type to launch a premiere wellness program at a luxury resort.
Sagittarius: Piper
The middle Ratliff child, played by Sarah Catherine Hook, is on a mission to explore her spirituality—specifically, Buddhism—and to work toward moving to Thailand for at least a year, a goal that speaks to her being aligned with Sagittarius, the mutable fire sign ruled by Jupiter, the planet of philosophy. If you were born under the sign of the Archer, you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge, understanding cultures outside of your own and burning wanderlust. Simply studying religious studies at a university stateside just won’t cut it for this go-big-or-go-home fire sign, which is why Piper is so deeply invested in landing at the Wat Phu Khao Thong meditation center to study under a famous Buddhist monk.
Capricorn: Laurie
If you’re an industrious, pragmatic and no-nonsense Capricorn, you’re most like Laurie, the hardworking lawyer on a vacation with her two childhood besties portrayed by Carrie Coon. People born under the sign of the Sea Goat, ruled by taskmaster Saturn, are pros at putting their noses to the grindstone but often overwork and, in turn, desperately need to cut loose like Laurie. And putting up with pretenses is just not something the grounded cardinal earth sign is interested in, which is why Laurie has no qualms calling a spade a spade when her friends aren’t exactly being forthcoming.
Aquarius: Tanya
Sure, Tanya is technically not in White Lotus Season 3, but hey, the specter of her very much is, as her death in Season 2 is a shadow over Belinda and Greg. And just like social, humanitarian air sign Aquarians, Jennifer Coolidge’s beloved character was able to hit it off with various guests, staffers and locals all over the map. Quirky, personable and marching to the beat of her own drum, Tanya was truly unique and even a little out there at times as Water Bearers tend to be, thanks to their modern ruling planet, Uranus, the planet of electrifying change.
Pisces: Chelsea
If you were born under the mutable water sign, symbolized by the Fish, you’re most like Chelsea, the romantic, idealistic eternal optimist played by Aimee Lou Wood. (Although Chelsea says she’s an Aries, it’s pretty clear she has a good deal of Pisces in her natal chart!) Pisceans, co-ruled by dreamy Neptune and lucky Jupiter, are drawn to the spiritual side of life, can be psychic, wear rose-colored glasses as a rule and hope to heal not only themselves but anyone they’ve opted to swim beside through life, just like Chelsea with her troubled boyfriend Rick. As empathic as they are, Pisceans often need to remember to put their own oxygen masks on first, as they’re all too quick to take on other people’s emotional pain as their own.